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~DA Family~
<- hubby
<- daughter
<- son
<- son

My Siblings
<- little sis that ends up being and old maid and bums off me
<- lil sis
<- lil sis
<- lil sis
<- lil sis
<- lil sis
<- lil sis
<- lil sis
<-lil sis
<- lil sis
<- cute lil sis
<- lil sis
<- lil sis
<- lil sis
<- lil sis
<- lil sis
<- really short little sister that everybody makes fun of
's Kika-chan <- my giantess sister
<- little fairy sister that follows you around with secrect magicalness
<- big sis
<- big sis
<- big sis
<- sis in law
<- third-gender older sibling
<- big bro
<- big bro
<- big bro
<-lil bro

My Elders
<- grandpa
<- mommy
<- uncle
<- uncle
<- uncle eddie
<- cocky uncle who does the tricks with the coins
<- father's brother who like dropped outta college and wasted his life
<- aunt
<- aunt who spends all her time on her couch on her laptop doing useless things
<- crazy aunt spikey
<-crazy uncle larry

Distant Family
<- cousin
<- cousin
<- cousin
<- cousin
<- cousin
<- cousin
<- cousin
<-cousin
<- crazy cousin
<- long lost second cousin
<- long lost cousin of Puerto Rican/Dominican heritage
<- fifth cousin by marriage twice removed
<- niece
<- niece
<- niece

Great great grandchildren who accepted me as their Fairy Godmother
<- i'm her DA great great fairy godmother
<- i'm her DA great great fairy godmother
<- i'm her DA great great fairy godmother
<- i'm her great great fairy gomother
<- i'm his DA great great fairy godmother
<- i'm her DA great great fairy godmother
<- i'm her DA great great fairy godmother

Pets
<- sexy pet raccoon
<- llama
<- fox
<- fox
<- hamster
<- awesomeness monkey
<- cat
<- kitty
<- black kitty with green eyes
<- brown and white kitty
<-dog
<- dog
<- dog
<- dragoon

Owners
=> My cheetah owner

Other relations
<- angel on my shoulder
<- devil on other shoulder
<- the neighbor who plays DDR with the music to loud
<- the artistic neighbor who rocks at DDR and Guitar Hero!
<- cable guy
<- plumber
<- the person who sorts out the monsters under my bed
monster underneath my bed
<- my ninja trainer
<- African American monk who watches cartoons in the japanese temple across the lane
<- family body guard
<- I am her guardian angel
<- He's my guardian angel
<- My butler
<- My DA stalker
<- My fourth cousin twice removed's college roomate's online buddy's pet's former owner's boss's sister's friend's college acquaintance
<- family pet detective
<- uncle's wife's kid's daughter's daughter

TELL ME IF YOU WANT ME TO BE PART OF YOUR DA FAMILY